Drunk with the Starry Void

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I don’t know where you get the idea that taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay for anything of which they disprove. (Beat.) Lots of them don’t like tanks. Even more don’t like Congress. TOBY, The West Wing (via inothernews)

thefangirlfeminist:

recoveringhipster:

So stoked about the Hobby Lobby ruling today. Officially going to incorporate myself so I can get a religious exemption for my student loans debt they violate my deeply held religious conviction that all debts are supposed to be forgiven every seven years, as per the book of Deuteronomy.

…mother of God

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deucebasket:

the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.

(via teamrocketing)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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mamamura:

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.

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